ive lost all motivation to do anything these days and people dont understand they just tell me to get motivated yeah sure let me go down to the store and grab a bottle of purpose in life
seriously jealousy is the worst emotion
you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time
and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
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i fucking hate you kathy lee
im laughing so hard oh my god
oh my god
god damnit kathy
I feel like if I can insult you without having to say, “just kidding” at the end, then we’ve reached a new level of friendship.
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.